Troll in Chief

Only 109 people out of 325,000 were detained and held for questioning. Big problems at airports were caused by Delta computer outage, protesters and the tears of Senator Schumer. Secretary Kelly said that all is going well with very few problems. MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN!

– President Donald J. Trump, January 30, 2017, lying about his Muslim ban being Delta’s fault

Totally Not Racist

I think the judge [Gonzalo P. Curiel] has been extremely hostile to me. I think it has to do with perhaps the fact that I’m very, very strong on the border. Very, very strong on the border. And he has been extremely hostile to me. This is a case that in our opinion should have been won a long time ago. It’s a case that we should have won on summary judgment… we have a very hostile judge. Now, he is Hispanic, I believe. He is a very hostile judge to me. I said it loud and clear.

– President Donald J. Trump, February 28, 2016

He Seems Nice

Broadband access to the female internet will cost more than the male internet, since women love whining endlessly about the “pink tax” they supposedly pay. On the other hand, the female internet will only be 77 per cent as fast as the male internet. A bandwidth gap, if you will. It’s fine though, women don’t watch porn — all they need is broadband fast enough to bully each other on Mumsnet and weep about being alone on OkCupid.

– Milo Yiannopoulos, Breitbart.com, July 5, 2016

Deflection

Dickerson: Let me ask you about, what does the Mexican heritage of the judge in the Trump University case have to do with anything?

[minutes of unrelated word salad]

Dickerson: No, no, for him, how do his Mexican parents have to do with him not ruling for you?

Trump: He is a member of a club or society, very strongly pro-Mexican, which is all fine. But I say he’s got bias. I want to build a wall. I’m going to build a wall. I’m doing very well with the Latinos, with the Hispanics, with the Mexicans, I’m doing very well with them, in my opinion. And we’re going to see, you’re going to see, because you know what, I’m providing jobs. Nobody else is giving jobs. But just so you understand, this judge has treated me very unfairly, he’s treated me in a hostile manner. And there’s something going on.

– President Donald J. Trump, June 5, 2016, when asked how Indiana-born Gonzolo Curiel’s parents’ Mexican heritage biases him against Trump

Not Racist, Edgy

Young people perhaps aren’t primarily attracted to the alt-right because they’re instinctively drawn to its ideology: they’re drawn to it because it seems fresh, daring and funny, while the doctrines of their parents and grandparents seem unexciting, overly-controlling and overly-serious… Millennials aren’t old enough to remember the Second World War or the horrors of the Holocaust. They are barely old enough to remember Rwanda or 9/11. Racism, for them, is a monster under the bed, a story told by their parents to frighten them into being good little children.

– Allum Bokhari and Milo Yiannopoulos, Breitbart.com, March 26, 2016