PS: Ur dum

Anybody who pretends I’m not smart or not credible, it’s like, ‘Excuse me, I’ve spoken 1.2 million words on TV, okay?,’ You wanna focus on two here and two there, it’s on you, you’re a fucking miserable person, P.S., just whoever you are.

– Counselor to President Donald J. Trump, March, 2017, when confronted about lying

Made Up Terror

I bet it’s brand new information to people that President Obama had a six-month ban on the Iraqi refugee program after two Iraqi refugees came here to this country, were radicalized and were the masterminds behind the Bowling Green massacre. Most people don’t know that because it didn’t get covered.

– Kellyanne Conway, Counselor to the President, February 3, 2017

Alternative Facts

Don’t be so overly dramatic about it, Chuck. You’re saying it’s a falsehood, and they’re giving — our press secretary, Sean Spicer, gave alternative facts to that.

– Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway, January 22, 2017, when confronted about White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer’s blusterfilled press conference wherein he lied about inauguration crowd numbers

Public Insults, Private Apologies

CONWAY: I do hope, Rachel, that people who feel that they have been caused personal pain by Donald Trump, looked at his regrets last week in a very public form. And it’s very unusual for anybody who is running for political office to — frankly, to ever say that they regret causing personal pain.

And I hope that anybody who feels that way will at least see that contrition and take that and at least accept his regret. And …

MADDOW: But there’s no apology. I mean …

CONWAY: Well, that would be done in private anyway.

– Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway, August, 2016